I have taken all of my loyal followers feedback into account and changed the font on the blog-this should make reading easier on the eyes. Speaking of eye candy, I had another suggestion: post about the ultimate "Urban Man"! You probably won't be surprised to find out that I happen to be an expert not only on urban women but also on how to snag a really great Urban Man.
Let me begin by sharing my personal success story-I bet there is a junk load of you out there who will relate. It all started out when I was a young girl. I always felt that I had a keen sense about who is hot and who is not. Afterall, it's not any girl who can pull off an over the shoulder crochet sweater with overalls only done up on one side! My first urban man was a stallion. He wore a lot of tight black pants with the faintest bit of sparkle in them, he had gold chains, and he treated me like the urban woman that I was. We did end up splitting up because he wasn't supportive of my plans to convert my main bathroom into a confessional booth for my blog subscribers.
Basically, I have developed a set of questions to ask any guy to see if he is a true blue urban man.
1. Do you wear axe body spray? Correct answer: yes
2. What kind of meals can you cook? Correct answer fettucini with a pre-made cream sauce with broccoli shards. Bonus points for using any of the recipes from my blog...I also must admit that I am a big fan of tube steaks-they are so urban in so many ways
3. If you only had one seat in your car and you had to choose to drive only one of the following-sunshine girl, fashion designer, or a baby-who would you drive? Correct answer: the baby-they can't get many places on their own. This shows a sensitive side that is a must.
4. How old were you when you had your first shooter? Correct answer: any age, shooters are timeless-especially if they involve sour puss!
5.How much hair gel do you go through in a week? Correct answer: one bottle, bonus points for brand name dippity do (with sparkles!)
6. Have you read the book "He's Just Not That Into You"? Correct answer: yes, this shows that he probably loves romantic comedy.
7. Would you support your urban woman to set up a confessional booth in a prominent location in her/your shared home so that she can provide anonymous style, cooking, decorating, and urban advice to her girlfriends? Correct answer...obviously!
Hope you all find the urban man of your dreams!
Until next time,
Urban Woman
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