Celebrating the Century

Hello Urban Women,

I am so proud to see that my blog has over 1000 views! This is a total confidence booster for me-I am now waiting to get a call from a movie producer who wants to make a feature film of how my blog came to be. Here is part of the screenplay I am writing for this upcoming project.

Urban Woman-played by Brittany Murphy
Urban Woman's Mother-played by Candace Cameron
Doctor-played by McDreamy
Original Score-written and performed by Miley Cyrus & L'il Wayne

Scene 1: Set in private hospital room with 2 windows

Doctor enters, Urban Woman's mother is in labour

Doctor: Hello there Ms. it appears your labour is coming along in true style, do you know if you are having a girl or boy?

Urban Woman's Mother: I have had a sense that this child would be special, I think she will be a girl who is full of style, fashion, and flare. She will be a trail blazer, a pioneer for women everywhere.

Doctor: Wouldn't I be so happy to deliver such a prodigy! I could add it to my resume.

Urban Woman's Mother is pushing out a child. A soft yellow light emanates from her loins.

During the delivery Miley Cyrus is singing "Party in the USA"

Urban Woman's Mother is not screaming or in pain. She is totally calm and self assured.

Out pops a beautiful baby girl-she is born with painted nails, a feather hair extension and the ability to speak.

Urban Woman: Hello world, hello mother, hello Doctor. I have been waiting for this moment to come to Earth to spread my creative ideas and inspire women.

Urban Woman's Mother: What an amazing child I have birthed! What shall you be called little gem?

Urban Woman: I am Urban Woman

Doctor and mother begin quietly sobbing with joy. Urban Woman rings the bell to ask the nurse to bring her a lap top with wireless internet connection

Fade out scene

To celebrate my loyal followers I will be giving out free passes to the movie screening when it is ready! I would also like to celebrate by sharing a few of my favourite things with you, not only to motivate you to keep on reading, but also to commemorate my popularity.

Urban Woman's Favourite Things!

1. Waking up in the morning to the sound of a fresh flowing stream
2. Fully body Spanx
3. Christmas tree garland made out of tinned corn niblets
4. Shaved eyebrows that are drawn back on with a browny/red lip liner
5. Urban Planking
6. Day old McDonald's fries
7. Providing free fashion advice
8. Jim Carey in "The Cable Guy"
9. Chunky key chains
10. Disco ball accessories

Keep reading Urban Women-I hope to reach 2000 views before the week is over!

Until next time,

Urban Woman