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Saturday, 5 November 2011

Logical Remakes

Hello Urban Women,

I have recently become totally jazzed by the idea of remakes. It's like nothing is original anymore (except my blog and my general way of being). Everywhere we turn we are exposed to something we've seen before only with a new twist! I'm not talking about same, same but different, I am talking about old with the new. I am writing this blog to hopefully inspire the music, film,television and fortune telling industry to continue with their innovations. 

Music Industry
For example I heard a remix song of Backstreet Boyz "As Long as You Love Me". Because I am passionate about remakes I really traced this back...using deductional style logic.

Premise 1:Backstreet Boyz are basically a white version of Boyz 2 Men
Premise 2:Backstreet Boyz had 90s pop hits along with N Sync
Premise 3:J Timberlake has never been out of style
Conclusion: A remake to this song totally makes sense-all you need to do is add Akon and some booties and pump up the jam!

Film Industry

Premise 1: The Land Before Time was a great movie about dinos
Premise 2: Jurassic Park was a great movie about dinos in real life (not cartoon life which I believe is an alternate reality)
Premise 3: Dinos are the world's best kept secret
Conclusion: Land Before Time 17 will be a hit

Television Industry

Premise 1: Beverly Hills 90210 was a sensational teen drama about 30yr olds
Premise 2: Scandal never gets old
Premise 3: The Simple Life starring Paris Hilton and Nicolette Richie was a success
Conclusion: A reality tv show where Kim Kardashian stars as a divorcee school teacher to rich teens will be a hit

Fortune Telling Industry

Premise 1: The future will always be unkown
Premise 2: Fortune tellers are always predicting the end of the earth...such as Jesus rolling from the grave, Y2K, 2001 a Space Odyssey
Conclusion:2012

Until next time!

Urban Woman

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