Due to the outpouring of love and requests to find out from the whore's mouth about what happened today at the groundhog ceremony I thought I would do a quick post to keep my readers happy!
As you've probably heard Mr. Bill Furry did indeed see his shadow which is both good and bad news. Obvi it's good because I don't have to send him to Turkey to get retinal replacements from the human body black market. It's also good because I am so not ready to lay off the 'snow angel' who shovels my sidewalks pro bono. He is a super babe (think Nick Cage meets Dakota Fanning; rough yet delicate, my sort of Urban Man!).
And now for the bad news regarding B. Furry seeing his shadow...he has since sunk into a deep and dark depression because of his self described "bloated shadow." As a result of this he has reduced his food intake to the dust he licks off his own fur. I have created an awareness poster as well as placed a pocket sized mirror in the Groundhog Coop to stop further incidences of R.D.D.*
Stay warm Urban Women. And please remember, you can never look in the mirror often enough.
Until next time,
Urban Woman
*Rodent Dysmorphic Disorder
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