TREND ALERT: exchanging "c"s for "k"s is totally 2011. If you want to keep up with the current changes in cultural lingo be sure to start exchanging your "s"s for "z"s-but only at the end of a word. This creates a really edgy dynamic between you and the readerz!
Many of you understand the fine line between wanna be fashionistaz and those that have a legit passion 4 fashion. It is what separates the footless tightz from backless gownz. In my case I feel like I waz born with a passion 4 fashion, whereaz otherz have had to learn it. My body is basically a human fashion compasz and when I see an outfit that has been perfectly executed my true North startz to tingle!
Some of the creative fashion ideaz I've come up with:
TRANSFORMATIONZ
-taking that ratty old tube skirt and transforming it into a totally sexy mini dress. All you need to do is add a belt and people's jawz will drop when they seen your curvezzz!
NEW AND OLD
-I like to accesorize by using traditional accessoriez as modern glam. For example, I sewed extra zipperz all over my tankini to jazz it up for the fabutan season. Not only does this little bit of metal make your outfit go from drab to fab, but it also lookz like real bling!
SCISSOR SISTERS
-this tip came in perfectly handy for me when I had two gala partiez to attend in a row and only one backless crushed velvet party dresz. Get out those scissorz and start trimming! I added a fringe to the bottom of the dress and made a peek-a-boo keyhole below the plunging v neck so onlookers would get a special preview the dolphin tattoo that I got sketched on my stomach in permanent marker. Next time I wear the dress I plan to add some slitz up the sides to show off the exterior of my upper thigh.
I hope all of you can try to increase your passion 4 fashion, especially during the holidayz. A fun and flirty look will totally up your chancez of meeting that perfect urban man! Imagine yourself under that mistletoe with Mr. Right-that kiss will go down in history!
Peace and love to Urban Women everywhere.
Until next time,
Urban Woman
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