Summer Blunders

Hello Urban Women,

As you know choosing a name for a car, a pet, or even a child can be very difficult. That is why I wanted to post some of the hottest names of the year, before moving onto dealing with summer blunders.

Urban Women                                Urban Men
1. Jon Benet (RIP)                      1. Gareth
2. Janessa                              2. Bernard
3. Sondra                               3. Trey
4. Cassie                               4. Brandy
5. Yvette                               5. Cozumel
6. Sylvano                              6. Prince
7. Carnie                               7. Fonzie
8. Felise                               8. Tron
9. Amber                                9. Kobe
10.Candida                             10. D

You know the saying "When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade?" Well, I've never really understood it...so I say, "when life throws you a lemon, zest it and make yourself a cocktail!". Nevertheless, lemons aside, summer can be a really stressful time of year. I always find myself in moments of frustration when I realise that my self tanner has streaks, my leg foundation cannot be thick enough to cover my mosquito bites, and I've gained 8 oz due to all of the tube steaks I've been chowing down on! 

Dealing with Summer Blunders

1. Always keep your electric mosquito zapper full of batteries so while bathing on the beach (or in your garden oasis) so you can zap effortlessly. It is crucial to ensure you don't drop your zapper in the pool though. This ended poorly a few summers ago when I got electrocuted-I ended up having to spend a few months in drug rehab. But that's another story.

2. Instead of eating full fat bbq junk foods try something light and healthy like grilled cucumber, baked lays, or triscuits with low fat Kraft single cheese slices. Also, bring a bag of cute shaped ice cubes in your purse with you. These are a delicious crunchy snack during the off-meal-season.

3. Carry a parasol with you everywhere! Not only does this shade you from the harmful usb rays, but it also provides a bit of shade so no one will be able to see your self tan streaks. If they get really bad, a mixture of acetone and clorax dampens the colour. Parasols are a totally vintage accessory that will set you apart from regular suburban beach-goers.

4. To give yourself a boost after a long day in the sun, try weaving garland out of leaves, grasses, and flowers. You can place this whimsical touch on your head, around your waist or weave it through your armpits like a mini backpack. The fresh sensations will revitalize both your body and soul.

Hope you are enjoying the summer Urban Women.

Love and Peace,

Urban Woman