July is the month of so many births...probably more than any other time of the year. Since Astrology is one of the mega trends of 2011 I thought I would take the time to write a few horoscopes. This is a really fun thing to do for birthdays-and you will be surprised at how easy it is to get in touch with your inner constellations!
CANCER: June 22 - July 22
Look out Birthday girls-after all, your sign is cancer. Make sure to load on the SPF this summer (there are some totally hot brands right now that come with sparkles in them and funky caribeaners that you can clip to your belt loops for easy access). To keep on the right path, make sure you eat tons of imitation crab meat and watch out for those STIs!
LEO: July 23 -August 21
Body hair maintenance is essential for all of you lions this month. Be sure to book yourself in for a full day at your favourite salon and get a full wax-don't forget those upper lips, side burns, and treasure trails ladies! Pay special attention to the moon's cycle this month-it will correspond very closely to ingrowns.
VIRGO: August 22-September 23
This month be very careful when you are eating at bbqs. It is likely that condiments will not be on your side...to be certain that you won't have a fashion mishap carry your tide-to-go pen on your lanyard, and try to style your fashion around your favourite burger toppings-red for ketchup, yellow for mustard, and light yellow for margarine.
LIBRA: September 24-October 23
Call your friends libra, because they want to include you in their next Urban Adventure. Plan tons of wild outtings to the petting zoo, your favourite fashion outlets (did I hear anyone say Stitches Sidewalk Sale?), and finish off the day with some margaritas at Chillis! This month you will feel like a real VIP with your girls!
SCORPIO: October 24-November 22
It is likely that this month you will find your creative juices overflowing. Take some time out to journal, write poems, and so some graffiti on local realtor bench advertisements. Also, make sure to double check and recheck if you unplugged your hair straightener.
SAGITTARIUS: November 23- December 22
This month you will be tight on cash. Be sure to skrimp and save whenever you can. Grab that extra Bacardi Breezer from your girlfriend's fridge on your way out, swap some sale stickers at the grocery store, and return your new cocktail dress after the party is over.
Well ladies, my inner constellation is totally exhausted, so I will finish off the star signs soon.
I've attached a pic of one of my favourite artists. So mystical and astrological right! I have a mural of this one painted on my kitchen ceiling.
Until next time,
Urban Woman
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