Thanks Givings

Hello Urban Women,

Some of you may have thought I forgot about Thanksgiving because my last post was about Halloween. Well let me tell you I never forget anything. That is why I go through friends quite quickly because if they ever cross me I will not forget about it until I have sought ample revenge (like swapping their Sarah Jessica Parker perfume for vinegar).

Thought I'd take some time to tell you what I am thankful for!
-ultra thick maxi pads
-stiletto nails
-mood lighting
-online shopping
-anti perspirant-baby powder scent
-surprises (like baby chicks)
-compliments such as, "you are so trendy"
-Call of Duty
-Bumper Stickers
-Specialty shops-places that sell vietnamese subs in particular
-tassles of any sort (even the nipple kind, wink wink)
-Miracles (whip and bras)
-Personal Flotation Devices
-Ike Turner
-Philly Cream Cheese Angel commercials

Hope you all enjoy your day and take a moment of solitude to thank Urban Woman for all of her blog!

Until next time,

Urban Woman