Before finishing off my astrological predictions I thought I would take a few lines to exclaim how proud I am that my blog has reached 500 views! Since we are talking about Zodiac and symbols I thought you should know that 500 is basically one of the best numbers and many wise old sages say that it symbolizes infinity...now that has got to make my competitors nervous! I think my blog has really changed the way people view the interwebs and urban life! Thanks for all your support girlfriends-keep reading!
CAPRICORN: December 22-January 19
Capricorns-this month is all about "capri" pants-sport these any chance you get, whether they be 3/4 or 7/8 you are going to go far if you are showing off your ankles and heels. The second part of your month should be focused on popcorn, corn on the cob, and corn dogs-eating these foods will give you the life energy that you need to land that new sales associate position at your fave strip mall!
AQUARIUS: January 20-February 19
While your birthday may not fall in the month of July, Aquarians, remember that this is your time to shine. Being the bearers of water and liquids remember to stay hydrated while you are having fun in the sun. Exchange your regular jello shooters for something more refreshing like kahlua mudslides, or baileys and cream. Also wet hair will look really great on you this month-squirt a bit of olive oil mixed with water into your locks every few hours to keep it looking sexy and tousled.
PISCES: February 20-March 20
Pisces make sure you ride your unicorn to work this month! Basically pisces tend to be totally out-of-this world type of people and it will work for you this month. If you are looking for romance this month whip up a special concoction of cinnamon, cayenne pepper, and tree sap and rub it on those special "e" zones on your body-this will attract so many mates you won't know what to do! It may also attract honey bees which will follow you around and crawl on your skin-this also gives you a really ethereal quality that Urban Men will not be able to resist.
ARIES: March 21-April 20
Since your sign is the "Ram" it will be really important for you to keep your cuticles looking shiny and strong-you can achieve this by soaking your hands in a gelatin solution for 45 minutes each day this month. To reap all the benefits of being an Aries try something new and bold-like a hot air balloon ride, cliff jumping, or roll down some big hills. This will put you into your natural element and give you the boost you need to complete those projects you have been procrasting!
TAURUS: April 21-May 21
This month it will be in your best interest to keep documentation of all your communication-don't make any assumptions about people understanding your "LOL" intentions. It is probably a good idea to tap your phones, and put a webcam in your house to ensure that no one is trying to steal your identity. Or, to put a positive spin on this months communication concerns, dress up like your favourite celeb and sign autographs at your local mall!
GEMINI: May 22-June 21
You probably won't be surprised to find out that this month is all about the "twins" for you geminis! Make sure you pay close attention to your girls this month maybe adding some extra padding on those days you feel down. This month will present you with an extraordinary opportunity so be sure to take some risks: submit your portfolio to be a sunshine girl, create your own recipes and don't be afraid to put that extra bit of bronzer on the twins!
Hope you find your horoscope uplifting ladies!
Until next time,
Urban Woman
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