It has been a full month since I've written to all of my devoted Urban Women-I blame it on the death of Dame Whitney Houston and the Leap Year. I have been super busy crafting my shrine and writing condolences to Whit's family and fan club...Dionne Warwick asked me personally to do this because I am such a close family friend. The "I will Always Love You" video lip quiver was my idea. It also seems that many people don't realise that an extra day in the year gives fashionistas and style starz like me an entire 24 hours to come up with cool new ideas-or at least track them down. Spring has sprung, and I have so many great trends to share with you!
We've already been through the trend of vajazzling and tooth decals...the next big thing is bedazzled brows. Obvi you are getting the hint that bedazzling will never go out of style, it just changes forms-much like . Once I had a brow dying mishap:I asked my beautician for a natural midnight hue and ended up with salt n pepper brows. Needless to say I now refer to these beddazlers as lifesavers!
These bedazzled brows are timeless and elegant.
The next up and coming craze is hosiery that looks like biology! Imagine learning about blood clots in first person...well, these funky tights sure show us how to get some extra attention. I ordered myself a pair of these bad boys and paired them with my leather bustier and went out on the town. Some of the hottest Urban studs at da club rushed over to me to see if I was ok. I told them I had an unfortunate fall in the alley way while I was looking for my contact. The love and attention I got was greater than 15 minutes of fame. Once they realised the gashes weren't real I told them I was a 'closet cutter' just to keep the attention up. There is nothing Urban Men are attracted to more than a super needy Urban Woman!
Look out titties because butt cleavage is coming your way at a rate faster than the speed of Rhianna's new hit single! Because of my totally creative way of thinking I would consider combining some bedazzled brows as a feature to the sneak-a-peak crack-imagine jewels of the technicolour dream coat flowing upwards from your plumbers fantasy!
In regards to foodie trendz, there are going to be some major break throughs in the culinary arts so prepare your taste buds. I won't give away all of my secrets now, but I will say my test kitchen has been working off the grills. To give you some amuse bouche-think about new and daring combinations (tuna fish and sturgeon), creative uses for age old foods (wonderbread as pie crust), and some cutting edge classics reinvented (vermicelli with rotini).
Keep looking fab ladies!
Until next time,
Urban Woman
