Since Pluto has made it back into the mainstream consciousness it felt appropriate that I do too. I can't help but connect with my galactic origins by tuning into the hippest planets and their goings on. My absence is excused only by the fact that I have been super busy with my most recent entrepreneurial endeavour!I have been planning a Voluntravel Eat, Pray, Love tour that I designed specifically for for the Urban Women. I took a few lucky gals for a sneak peak. Here is a glimpse into the itinerary of the new and chic way to meet new urban landscapes. Ladies, start saving your bitcoins so you can join the fun!
Day 1 : Eat
I have heard that if you are travelling calories no longer count. This is a comfort when you end up eating a ton of pizzagna (think pizza/lasagna) on the Italian coast of the Jersey Shore. If you find your budget is a little tight after splurging on that new pair of metallic crocs you can eat the pizzagna on your chenille couch while watching Jersey Shore season 1.
Day 2 : Pray
Even when the calories don’t count you might find yourself wondering when muffin tops will make a comeback. My fitbit needed a strap extender after day 1. Day two is spent with the gals praying a GroupOn for a colonic to appear in my inbox. This also took place on my chenille couch.
Day 3: Love
Everyone had the chance to purchase a chunk of the heart shaped area of Pluto and dedicate it to their fave blogger. I probably don’t have to tell you that I now own most of Pluto. Again, the chenille couch provided a great space for everyone to check their smartphones and reflect on why Elizabeth Gilbert seems to be anti-mascara.
And now onto one of the coolest new products the pet market place has to offer! I like to pucker up with an Urban Stallion just as much as the next gal, but this special accessory is designed to provide a jazzier façade for your cat’s regular a-hole. Since I can’t stop coming up with creative ideas I also thought the Twinkle Tush could be used on newborn babies, as a bedazzler for your button fly jeans or as a futuristic belly button plug (sorry outies). Pick up your very own Twinkle Tush and post a pic with the hashtag #urbanwomanblogger. You will be entered to win my sweepstakes/giant novelty cheque.
Like one of our original Urban Women, Dusty Springfield, says: keep eatin and prayin and lovin.
Until next time,
Urban Woman
